The Pastor’s Teeth
A Trip to the Dentist
The pastor visited the dentist to get a set of false teeth.
Short Sermons
On his first Sunday with the new teeth, he preached for just eight minutes. The following week, he managed ten minutes.
An Unexpected Long Sermon
However, the third Sunday took a surprising turn. He preached for nearly three hours! The congregation finally intervened, helping him sit down. Concerned for his well-being, they asked, “Are you okay? What happened?”
The Pastor’s Explanation
He replied, “On the first Sunday, my gums were sore, so I couldn’t preach longer than eight minutes. The next week, I felt better and extended it to ten. But today, I accidentally wore my wife’s teeth and discovered I couldn’t stop talking!”
