A Comedic Exchange Between a Husband and Wife
Wife’s Request for Help
The wife asks her husband for assistance with cleaning the garden.
Husband’s Response
He retorts, questioning if he looks like a gardener.
Shifting Tasks
The wife apologizes and suggests he fix the bathroom door instead. The husband replies, asking if he looks like a carpenter.
Unexpected Outcome
After the husband leaves, he returns to find the garden cleaned and the door repaired. He remarks, “I knew my wife would handle it!”
The Surprise
Confused, the husband asks who did it. The wife reveals their neighbor helped.
Husband’s Reaction
The husband is shocked and asks how much she paid him. The wife clarifies that the neighbor offered her two choices: bread or sex.
Final Punchline
The husband hopes she chose bread. The wife humorously replies, “Do I look like a bakery?”
This playful exchange highlights the humor in domestic life and communication between couples.
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