A Blind Cowboy Walks Into Trouble
An old blind cowboy wanders into a bar—an all-girl biker bar, to be exact. He makes his way to a barstool and orders a Jack Daniels.
Breaking the Silence
After sitting quietly for a bit, he suddenly calls out to the bartender:
“Hey, do you ladies wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar goes silent.
A Warning in a Deep Voice
The woman next to him speaks in a low, husky tone.
“Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it’s only fair—since you’re blind—that you know a few things.”
She pauses, then continues:
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“The bartender is a blonde with a baseball bat.”
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“The bouncer is also a blonde—with a billy club.”
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“I’m a six-foot-tall blonde with a black belt in karate.”
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“The woman beside me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter.”
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“And the lady to your right? She’s a blonde professional wrestler.”
His Clever Response
The cowboy stops to think.
Then he shrugs and says,
“…Nah, not if I have to explain it five times.”
