A Humorous Encounter with a Cop

A cop on horseback spots a little girl riding her bike and asks, “Did Santa get you that?”

“Yes,” the girl replies.

Without missing a beat, the cop adds, “Well, tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” He then fines her $5.

Quick-Witted Response

The little girl looks up at him and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there. Did Santa bring you that?”

The cop chuckles, responding, “He sure did!”

With a sly grin, the girl replies, “Well, next year tell Santa the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!”