A Humorous Encounter with a Cop
A cop on horseback spots a little girl riding her bike and asks, “Did Santa get you that?”
“Yes,” the girl replies.
Without missing a beat, the cop adds, “Well, tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” He then fines her $5.
Quick-Witted Response
The little girl looks up at him and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there. Did Santa bring you that?”
The cop chuckles, responding, “He sure did!”
With a sly grin, the girl replies, “Well, next year tell Santa the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
