Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how dumb their wives are.
Guy1: My wife is so dumb she wants to spend $15,000 to redo the kitchen and she can’t even cook.
Guy 2: That’s nothing. My wife wants me to buy her a new $50,000 car and she can’t even drive yet.
Guy 3: My wife is dumber than both of them.
She bought 3 boxes of condoms to take on a business trip and she doesn’t even have a dick.
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