Trump’s $45 Million Military Parade Marks His 79th Birthday

Donald Trump celebrated his 79th birthday on June 14 with a grand $45 million military parade in Washington, DC. The event honored the 250th anniversary of the US Army and drew hundreds of thousands of spectators. Fans cheered as tanks rolled by, banners flew, and over 6,000 uniformed soldiers marched through the nation’s capital.

Spectacular Military Display Meets Unexpected Moment

The parade featured an impressive lineup: aircraft flying overhead, parachuters dropping from the sky, and a vivid display of military history. However, amid the spectacle, many viewers focused on one surprising detail—Trump appeared to fall asleep during the event.

Cameras Catch Trump Struggling to Stay Awake

As cameras zoomed in, the president seemed visibly tired. Sitting next to First Lady Melania Trump, Trump repeatedly dipped his head and closed his eyes for extended moments. Some online viewers quickly mocked the scene. One tweeted, “General Fatten orders a gazillion-dollar parade and then falls asleep during it. Don Snorleone strikes again!” Another said, “Time to relieve him of office. He’s too old.” A third added, “He wasted tax dollars on a parade he found boring and had to sit through.”

Trump Delivers Speech, But Crowd Size Sparks Debate

At the parade’s end, Trump addressed the crowd in an eight-minute speech. He declared, “Every other country celebrates their victories. It’s about time America did too.” He continued, “We’re the hottest country in the world right now. If you threaten the American people, our soldiers are coming for you.”

Despite claims that 250,000 people attended, photos and reports from outlets like the Associated Press and New York Times suggested the crowd was much smaller. Social media users criticized the turnout. One Twitter user wrote, “Bro said ‘display of military might.’ I see lawn chairs and a Bluetooth speaker. Looks like a Six Flags recruiting booth.” Another joked, “More people IN the parade than AT the parade.”

Mixed Reactions to the Parade and Attendance

Opinions about the parade remain divided. While some praised the military show, others questioned the cost and turnout. The event sparked lively debates online about the parade’s success and Trump’s performance.