Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them.

The man complained that the work had been completed a year ago, and I still hadn’t paid for them.

HHHellooo… just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year… that these windows would pay for themselves in a year.

Hellooooo, it’s been a year, so they’re paid for, I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.

He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot!!!