An old couple had been married for 50 years. Every morning, without fail, the husband would let out a massive fart as soon as he got out of bed, followed by his trademark laugh. His wife would always warn him, “One of these days, you’re going to fart your guts out.”

On Thanksgiving morning, as she prepared the turkey, the wife had a mischievous idea. With a handful of turkey innards, she crept into their bedroom and carefully tucked them into her husband’s underwear, waiting for his usual routine.

An hour later, she heard him stir. His morning fart-laugh sequence began, but suddenly, the laughter stopped, replaced by a scream and then 10 minutes of silence. He eventually came downstairs, looking sheepish and holding up his soiled fingers.

He said, “Honey, I owe you an apology. You were right—today I finally farted my guts out. But by the grace of God and these two fingers, I got ’em all back in and I’m gonna be OK.” This hilarious prank perfectly captures the playful spirit of a long marriage, where even the most outrageous moments become treasured memories.