We all need a break from the seriousness of life every now and then. After a long day at work or a stressful morning commute, there’s nothing quite like a good laugh to reset our spirits and remind us that life doesn’t have to be so heavy. So, if you’re craving a bit of amusement, you’ve come to the right place.

Below, you’ll find eleven amusing stories—some set in friendly neighborhood bars, others on farms, and still others that whisk you into the realm of the unexpected. Each anecdote showcases the delightful absurdity of the human experience. From confused centipedes and enthusiastic amateurs to penguins with a flair for fun, these little gems will hopefully brighten your day (and maybe even inspire a grin from ear to ear).

So get comfy, pour yourself a cup of something warm, and prepare for a hearty laugh or two. And if you find one that really tickles your funny bone, go ahead and share it with a friend. Because laughter, after all, is a gift best given away freely.

Dante strolled into the same cozy bar each evening and always ordered exactly two glasses of whiskey. It didn’t matter if it was a quiet Tuesday or a bustling Saturday—he’d take a seat by the window, tap his fingers on the bar, and say, “Two glasses, please.” Over time, he got to know the bartender, Josie, who finally worked up the courage to ask about his peculiar habit.