The first step is refusing to ignore what you’ve seen. That strange, papery ball or umbrella-shaped mass isn’t harmless clutter; it’s a wasp nest, alive with fast, defensive insects ready to protect their home. Watch from a distance. Notice wasps funneling in and out of the same spot, hear the low, restless buzz when they’re disturbed, and accept that this is not a job for bare skin and guesswork.
Your safety depends on planning, not bravery. Cover every inch of exposed skin with thick clothing, gloves, and eye protection. Wait for night, when the nest is calm and most wasps are inside. From a safe distance, use a dedicated wasp spray exactly as directed, then retreat immediately. Return the next day, repeat if needed, and only when the buzzing has fallen silent should you carefully detach and discard the nest, reclaiming your patio without sacrificing your peace.