What began as a landmark evening soon felt like a slow-motion implosion of Hollywood decorum. Historic wins for Timothée Chalamet and 16-year-old Owen Cooper should have defined the night, alongside a new “Best Podcast” honor. Instead, Sean Penn’s cigarette, lit defiantly at his table, became the symbol of a deeper rot: entitlement so casual it barely noticed the cameras. As Selena Gomez, Benny Blanco, Dax Shepard, Kristen Bell, and others slipped out before the final awards, the empty chairs said more than any acceptance speech.
Nikki Glaser’s hosting missteps only sharpened the unease. Her “leather handbag” jab at Penn and a tone-deaf Rob Reiner tribute in a Spinal Tap cap left viewers questioning whether anything was truly sincere. Even Amanda Seyfried’s fleeting look of disappointment was dissected as proof that beneath the gowns and gold, Hollywood’s mask is slipping—and the world is finally watching.