A Silly Bedtime Competition

An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart. With a grin, he proudly declared, “Seven points!”

The Wife Joins In

Confused, his wife turned to him and asked, “What are you talking about?” Not wanting to miss out, she waited a moment, then released her own impressive fart and confidently announced, “Touchdown! Tie game!”

Back and Forth

After a short pause, the old man fired back with another one, boasting, “Aha, 14 to 7! I’m back in the lead!”

Keeping the Score Even

Not to be outdone, the wife let out another loud fart and grinned, “Touchdown, tie game again!” Then, with a small squeak, she added, “Field goal!”