He was the wisecracking surgeon who made millions laugh, but behind Hawkeye’s grin was a boy who once grabbed a knife from his mother as she tried to stab his father. Polio nearly stole his legs at seven; the scalding towel treatments that saved him were administered by terrified parents who could barely afford hope. Yet somehow, from burlesque backrooms and chaotic motel rooms, he forged a gentleness that would define his work and his life.

That same stubborn resilience now meets Parkinson’s. Alda boxes, marches to Sousa, fumbles with shoelaces, and refuses to surrender his mind or his marriage. With Arlene — the woman who once ate rum cake off a kitchen floor with him — he has raised three daughters, built a six‑decade love story, and turned illness into insight. He insists you don’t die from Parkinson’s, you die with it — and in between, if you’re lucky, you keep learning how to live.