An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts. The driver happily munches them.
Every five minutes, she gives him another handful.
Driver: “Why don’t you eat them yourself?”
Old Lady: “I can’t chew. Look, I have no teeth.”
Driver: “Then why do you buy them?”
Old Lady: “Oh, I just love the chocolates around them.”
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