Far from the roar of an audience, Ellen and Portia have traded punchlines for pastures, learning the quiet choreography of a life measured in seasons, not ratings. Their Cotswolds estate is less a celebrity hideout than a working rhythm: horses breathing in cold dawn air, dogs racing across wet grass, chickens hopping into Ellen’s lap as if she’s just another farmer on the morning round.

Inside, the glass-walled farmhouse frames the countryside like a living painting, every window a reminder of why they left. Polished concrete and sculptural objects share space with scattered dog toys and worn blankets, proof that this beauty is meant to be lived in, not staged. In this slower world of mowed fields, long walks, and crackling evenings in the barn, their fame feels like a previous life—still real, but no longer the point. Here, the spotlight has finally moved to the land, the animals, and the quiet they spent decades chasing.