An Unexpected Mall Adventure

I stumbled upon this hilarious story online, and I couldn’t resist sharing it! Recently, someone took their 92-year-old dad to the mall for new shoes. Afterward, they decided to grab a bite at the food court.

A Colorful Encounter

While they were eating, the dad spotted a teenager nearby with wild, colorful hair. What happened next is guaranteed to make you laugh!

Classic Grandad Humor

Here’s the story: I’m not sure if it’s true or just a tall tale, but it’s absolutely brilliant!

“I took my 92-year-old dad to the mall for new shoes. Afterward, we grabbed food at the court. I noticed he kept staring at a teenager next to him. The teen sported spiked hair in bright colors: green, red, orange, and blue. Every time the teen looked over, my dad was still staring.”

Finally, the teenager, fed up, sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?”

The Epic Response

Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food to avoid choking on his response. In classic style, he didn’t hesitate. He replied, “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son!”