The Pope Takes the Wheel

An elderly Pope arrived in New York City—not to a grand procession, but to a waiting limousine. As he approached, a mischievous glint lit his eyes.

Waving over the driver, he asked, “Could I ask you a favor?”

“Of course, Your Holiness!” the driver replied eagerly.

“I never get to drive anymore,” the Pope said. “Would you mind letting me take the wheel?”

Though hesitant, the driver couldn’t refuse. Moments later, the Pope sat behind the wheel, speeding through the streets at over 100 mph.

A Shock for the Police

Unsurprisingly, a police cruiser pulled them over. But when the officer saw who was driving, he froze in shock. He quickly radioed his sergeant.

“I’ve pulled over a limo, but the driver is… someone really important.”

“More important than the mayor?” the sergeant asked.

“Much more.”

“The governor?”

“Still higher.”

“The President?”

“Even higher.”

“Then who is it?!”

The officer hesitated. “I don’t know… but the Pope is driving for him.”

A Priest’s Miraculous Excuse

In another lighthearted twist, a priest was once pulled over for speeding. As the officer approached, he smelled alcohol and spotted an empty wine bottle on the floor.

“Father, have you been drinking?” the officer asked.

“Just water, officer,” the priest replied.

“Then why do I smell wine?”

The priest looked down and exclaimed, “Good Lord, He’s done it again!”

Faith, Humor, and a Little Mischief

Both stories remind us of one thing: even the holiest among us aren’t above a bit of mischief. Sometimes, faith and humor go hand in hand.